Pillow talker

When someone talks to another individual about somebody so they don’t have sex.

She won’t let me smash because tony is a pillow talker

by Cmoneylongdic April 24, 2019

Fuck Pillows

This is a common word used as a synonym for tits.

She had huge fuck pillows!

by blindhitman88 January 12, 2010

pillow muncher

Homosexual male. When engaging in the unnatural act of anal 'fudge love' sex. The 'catcher' may feel the need to bite down on something. The nearest thing being a pillow to help him through the pain. Hence why boarding schools go through so many pillows every year. Pillow fights my arse.

Yeah, take it all Bunny. Bear is gonna make you munch that pillow good.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

pillow-smother

A murder, traditionally bloodless, committed with general ease and a lack of physical exertion. Typically perpetrated on one in an incapacitated or otherwise defenseless state.

I hate to see grandma like this, I'm sure she'd appreciate a pillow-smothering.

That baby is so freaking cute I kinda want to pillow-smother it.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.

My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!

by Hippyfox September 23, 2021

pillow menu

The precise list of sexual activities to which an individual is willing to consent

'We could have had fun, but a Dirty Nick was not on his pillow menu'

by Jamarley July 3, 2019

helper pillow

While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.

Honey, wait, this bed is too saggy. Let's get a helper pillow.

by soon 2. b. unemployed December 26, 2012