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Orderism

The philosophy of always keeping things orderly.
If you are trying to keep things nice and orderly, you are pursuing Orderism.
by PopulousMaster February 1, 2020
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firing order

Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
by QuacksO April 10, 2020
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Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is.
Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"
by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020
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Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is when you place an order.(You could also try : for I'm a cunt)*
Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".*(for I'm a cunt)

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"
by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020
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Karen’s coffee order

Columbia coffee half cup
Creamer and sugar
Other half of cappuccino

Half coffee and cappuccino
Karen walks into a coffee shop and demands a regular coffee and asks for the manager when she doesn’t get “Karen’s coffee order
by The Crabb November 22, 2020
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Narcissistic personality order

Because the narcissist has no disorder.
"As you insisted, I went to the therapist. She told me I have narcissistic personality order, which she said very few individuals have. I described our relationship and she wants to see you three times a week."
by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020
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Order Of Souls Lady

CHUCKFACTOR71's "girlfriend"
Chuck: ok you have permission to talk to my girlfriend.
Us: you mean the Order of Souls Lady?
by Judgeetoeggboi September 7, 2020
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