Lego

painful building toys

I step on a lego

by This handle is already in use March 17, 2023

Lego

Lego is a fun brick

Lego is good

by Opeope June 20, 2022

LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.

"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"

by youhavesucsessfullyturnedmeon July 9, 2023

Lego

A painful torture device that is useful when a person is not wearing slippers or shoes.

Fuck me! I forgot to put on my slippers when I went in my kid's room, and now I have Lego feet!

by watchuwellusleepin August 15, 2018

Legos

A land mine waiting to be stepped on

I stepped on some legos😖

by It’s ya mega boi July 16, 2018

Lego

A small piece of plastic that is interlocking and comes in a variety of colours it also tends to be used by children between 4-12 years but is also used by many adults for the creative properties to cope with everyday life stress

I had a tough day at work I'm gonna steal my kid's legos and play with them.

by Squooboo October 16, 2023

Walter(tiny lego baby)

Walter is god. He can shoot lasers out of his eyes and is all-knowing. He lives in space. He is also a lego baby.

Oh my Walter(tiny lego baby), what have you done?!

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 7, 2023