pocket legos

When you put a Lego figure in your urethra.

“Pocket legos are life braaa.”

by TheGayLegoFig January 18, 2018

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Step on a lego

A slur used against somebody in order to tell them about how much you dont like theme

Person 1: i hope you step on a lego
Person 2: HOW DARE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE JERK

by ndog21_blu21 May 17, 2023

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pink lego

Pink Lego is when you dip your toes in boiling water then dock with an uncircumcised penis. To create the ultimate building blocks for love.

Boy: I think i have a blister on my tip from the pink lego I got last night.

Girl: Gonna go trim my toe nails and get a pot of water going. I'll see you in the bedroom for a pink lego!

by Tractor Ass November 24, 2013

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Lego blocks

cheaper landmines

my brother keeps coming into my room without warning so I layed tons of Lego blocks that looked like the floor all over my bedroom floor so next time he comes in he will regret it

by Hehe I cheated March 22, 2021

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LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.

"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"

by youhavesucsessfullyturnedmeon July 10, 2023

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