Tortilla Land

Dripping hot queso all over a man's body while spanking him with a tortilla.

-How was your date with Ignacio last night?

-It was beautiful, he took me to Tortilla Land.

by IdRathaGoIgnant October 22, 2013

Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.

Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.

by G. Godsey February 24, 2023

citrus land

The best place in Ohio, the worst place on earth. 10/10 baptized my baby with orange juice.

Citrus Land is so cool! I love eating oranges!

by CitrusBro March 18, 2022

kiss land

One of the best albums from Abel Tesfaye (aka The Weeknd)

Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust

12. Odd Look

Kiss Land is one of my favorite albums!

by Bleach Drinker July 6, 2017

Nintendo Land

One of the best games ever created, containing games such as pikimin and legend of zelda. Played on the Wii U

Jim: Broooo i just got every trophy in nintendo land
any sane person: Jim, this is why you don’t have a girlfriend

by Eeeeert October 24, 2020

landing pad

Bald spot

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.

by cut the cards February 5, 2023

citrus land

Citrus Land is a gaming community In Hilliard, Ohio, known for it’s unblocked games, YT unblocker, and gallery of fan-made art. It was briefly a religious cult about worshiping the mascot, Citrus Man, and his godly power.
Supporters of the website like to write CitrusLand.weebly.com, the url, on every place imaginable.

Someone tagged the url to Citrus Land on my dog!

by CitrusBro March 18, 2022