Jamaican Plane

Our favorite person in the entire world. Derived from the acronym "JP", which comes from the name J. Porter. Ms. Porter is known for her specialty in traumatizing unsuspecting children within her dance studio. To cover our tracks while speaking of her, the director of her ballet program invented the name "Jamaican Plane".
"Oh no, here comes Jamaican Plane."
"Jamaican Plane went crazy during rehearsal last night."
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Jamaican Dick Fart

Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief
“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”
by J_Wilkyyy September 18, 2019
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Jamaican blue Mountain

A expensive ass coffee that the beans come out of monkey shit. Crazy ass monkeys get there shit picked through for coffe beans.
Man this Jamaican blue Mountain coffee smells like monkey ass.
by Bsy420 March 12, 2018
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jamaican smash

when a Jamaican male is making love to a female he grads a ladder and climes on top of it and jumps off and lands right in her pussy giving her the best cum in her life time
girl 1:Omg i was with a Jamaican last night and he did this move on me

girl 2: omg what was it called

girl 1: its called the Jamaican smash ask your boyfriend to try it on u trust me your going to love it
by Cash me out side April 06, 2018
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Jamaican Tea

Uncommon slang term for marijuana, derived from the plant cannabis sativa (usally strains grown in jamaica). The term derives from marijuana being an important part of Jamaican culture, with such pop culture icons as Bob Marley and Snoop Dogg being avid consumers of the substance.
Person 1: "What did you do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I rolled up a fat one with some o' dat Jamaican Tea mate, couldn't feel my legs after the first hit."
by Bob Marley's Fat Ganja Tips September 11, 2017
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jamaican crab go crunch

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?
by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020
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jamaican sloppy joe

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass
by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2020
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