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Gyte’s Factor

A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)

Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.

Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.

Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
by x427 May 26, 2022
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flab factor

This is when a guy is so fat that he has man boobs and they drive girls away usually used to determine if somebody is worthy of a girlfriend
Dude1: hey man I think Kyle could totally get a date for the prom

Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor
by barnicle20 May 19, 2011
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PG Factor

To wear an oversized watch in public, especially in places where it might be harmful, such as an airport or a soccer field
Man, he got a sick PG Factor. Paul, take off your watch
by Putdateamonmyback May 11, 2011
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Frits Factor

The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the

deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
Example 1.

Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."

Example 2.

I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to

help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.
by Fritsy Bitsy January 1, 2014
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Fudge Factor

"Cloud9 would be losing right now if it wasn't for the fudge factor
by Barry McCockenner October 19, 2021
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Hughy factor

causing a process to take longer than reasonably expected
the delivery took 8 weeks longer than expected due to the hughy factor
by Rumya March 16, 2017
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pity factor

when a male becomes diseased or bodily injured and attempts to use these disabilities to get personnal gain and/or pleasure from the opposit sex.
dude tim totally got the pity factor at last nights party with that broken neck!
by michael and nate November 7, 2007
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