Eddie Keane is a gentleman who only has two friends! “Ste Hill with the gout knees” & “Dave Parky” the guy who stabs people.
This chap said above is round bellied and full of shit!
Said individual above drives a certain bus around the Bolton area, likes to pick passengers up & speak to them with his “monotone”
I’ve heard this chap is a cling on and likes his friends when they’re naked running round their living rooms in their birthday suits pretending they’re unicorns!
If you like a rumour to get about then get yourself a friend Eddie Keane, no doubt by the end of the day the story would of been twisted many times!
Eddie Keane’s friends Hill & Parky both use him for gossip from their previous work for their own amusement & Keane said gentleman above is that stupid he tells them.
This chap said above is round bellied and full of shit!
Said individual above drives a certain bus around the Bolton area, likes to pick passengers up & speak to them with his “monotone”
I’ve heard this chap is a cling on and likes his friends when they’re naked running round their living rooms in their birthday suits pretending they’re unicorns!
If you like a rumour to get about then get yourself a friend Eddie Keane, no doubt by the end of the day the story would of been twisted many times!
Eddie Keane’s friends Hill & Parky both use him for gossip from their previous work for their own amusement & Keane said gentleman above is that stupid he tells them.
Hey Eddie Keane, what gossip have you got for me today?
Eddie Keane , why is your voice so monotone ?
Eddie Keane , why is your voice so monotone ?
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Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!
Me: nevermind.
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Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!
Me: nevermind.
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