winter crust

When you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af.

Becky: "Oh my god, it's Jake!"
Samantha: "No girl, stay away, I see that winter crust on his lips."

by iluvdinosaurs February 5, 2017

Tarzan crust

A combination of semen, period blood, and yeast infection residue. That attaches to ones pubic regiona after sexual intercourse in Flint, Michigan.

Ethans Tarzan crust cut his hand while he tried to masters with his tears.

by Tommy2 Tone March 6, 2024

Crust

Another work for crusty

Dannia: *sends picture with the caption "crust"*
Ariana: *saves picture and laughs*

Dannia: you're so crust
Ariana: cries

Crust

by Slothiana November 5, 2016

The Crust

stuffed crust that gru will stuff you into

"I will stuff you all in the crust!"

by LunarDev February 23, 2025

Crust Bust

When you cum hard, chuncky balls with such speed and velocity, it can penetrate solid objects like wood and potentially walls.

I had such a mad crust bust last night, it almost shaddered my tv screen.

by PK444 January 13, 2019

crust dust

crust dust is nutritional yeast, or nootch. crust punks put it on all of their dumpstered/freegan food so they get their vitamins.

railspike boosted a bag of crust dust from whole foods. we are gonna put it on the vegan pizza we dumpstered!

by _amebix_ December 29, 2022

What the crust

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.

Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.

by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025