Lafayette, California

A place which some people call "the bubble" because it is so sheltered. Rich white kids live in 4 million dollar houses and minorities live in 500 thousand apartments. In one of the wealthiest places; the Bay Area. Sometimes white boys like to pretend like they are black because they smoke weed but they are truly not and will never be.

"Woah I just saw a homeless person!!!! Those exist??!?"
"Yeah one time I went to San francisco and saw one. Never seen one in Lafayette, California before."

by WhaWhaaaa!?!? December 7, 2014

California Pussy

The best pussy on earth, wettest, not too hairy, and tastes so good.

I love California Pussy, I never get tired of it.

by SexyLezbo December 23, 2008

Fuck California

The response to those that make statements in which the state of California is idealized as the greatest, and only good state.

Person 1: "Can't wait to go to Cali next week!!!!"
or
Person 2: "Cali is soooo chill, can't wait to go there!!!"

Me: Fuck California, you live in Northern Virginia, bitch

by RMT July 29, 2005

california smore

The act of eating a marshmallow out of a girls ass hole, the marshmallow is the marshmallow.....and you know what the chocolate is.

-Did you hear about brian?
-Yeah he got a california smore from that girl

by KDM01 December 27, 2007

California earing

n.

A cellular phone (cell phone) firmly affixed to one ear (especially when driving)

The car accident was caused by a woman with a California earing.

by MongledMonkey July 1, 2003

California Sour

Type of Marijuana known for its characteristic red tips.

"Bro, I got completely baked off that California Sour."

by Weeeesssssshhhhh April 28, 2008

california girls

Considered by many to be the epitome of what a girl should be, California girls are most often found in California, though can sometimes be found in other states after having moved from California.

Rumored to have awesome skills in the sack, but very few brains.

"California girls, best in the world, best in the back seat, so let's get fucking nasty" California - Hollywood Undead

by JizzJackRabbit May 18, 2009