While engaging in the act of sex from behind and are about to cum fiercely into your partner, you announce loudly the cork is about to pop. Upon climax, you grab a cork from a wine bottle and strategically insert it into whatever orifice is gaping.
While intercoursing with my trick from behind, I thought it best to be cork boarding her/him/it at the same time.
by RRiveraLB April 10, 2016
Get the cork boardingmug. When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.
Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.
Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.
Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.
Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.
Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.
by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010
Get the Offensive Boardmug. by Restux November 5, 2013
Get the poster boardmug. A board of directors is a group of Karens that feel they can talk down to the manager but also the C.E.O. of a company that does not bend to their will.
I feel sorry for that waiter over there.
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!
by Hiraigami:Flying Lightning God May 23, 2020
Get the Board of Directorsmug. When someone keeps a list of people they are going to roast and insults build up over time until they're ready to lash out
by Lul4299 January 21, 2016
Get the roast boardmug. When you are the only, or one of few, women presenting to a room of mostly men in a business setting.
Man: Hey, how did your presentation go?
Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.
Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.
by The Snoofer July 21, 2014
Get the board bangmug. Doing lines of coke off the back of the chick you are doing doggy style, and watching porn at the same time.
by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012
Get the Chalk Boardingmug.