by otherdustin May 1, 2010
Get the Split a Biscuitmug. Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.
Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.
Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.
Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.
Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
by nastynick69 October 31, 2009
Get the Biscuit Loafmug. A cinnamon biscuit is when in the middle of sex with a partner, you throw cinnamon in their face, and then surprise them with anal sex while they are distracted.
I totally cinnamon biscuited this chick last night and now she won't call me back, but it was amazing, like banging a Christmas cookie.
by DogsWithPocketSand November 11, 2017
Get the cinnamon biscuitmug. When something is so awesome that its level of sick cannot be contained except for within the glory of a biscuit. The ultimate user of this term can spell the word with the alternative 'bisquits.'
by kyleawesome August 31, 2011
Get the sick biscuitsmug. Where is Carl? He’s always away from his desk. The dude is always dropping biscuits.
This new diet has me dropping biscuits.
Thanksgiving dinner is great but there will be a line for family to start dropping biscuits within the hour.
This new diet has me dropping biscuits.
Thanksgiving dinner is great but there will be a line for family to start dropping biscuits within the hour.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
Get the Dropping Biscuitsmug. A Shizz biscuit is an insult that is not insulting. When you do not want to hurt someones feelings, or some who you don't want hearing you insult someone is around, Shizz Biscuit is a name to call some one in order to playfully call them a name and theirfore is approprate in that kind of situatution.
by DONTEMAILMEEVERIMADEANEWACOUNT December 27, 2009
Get the Shizz Biscuitmug. The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.
My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.
by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019
Get the biscuit rulemug.