Thanos

The god like Titan who brings Peace to our world with a snap of his finger. He blesses us with chances to live .Even if lost one's were killed it was for the better. Thanos is a God and if you use his name he will snap again and end your life

"We are children of Thanos"

by QWERTYUIOPLLLKJHGFDDXC XBNHGFV October 7, 2019

thanos

thanos is a great big fat rat who goes to maccas every day but now has started to go on lite n easy to loose his fat jelly belly also his nutsack chin is so wrinkly it would look like it came out of a microwave.all thanos is is a confused naked mole rat trying to impress with his sparkley collection of rockssssssssssssssssssssss.

thanos is THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

by soopder piiig4 January 1, 2020

thanos

a drunk prune that goes around kidnapping gals to find the pebbles of the universe for him. After that, he snaps his fingers to kill his only family so he can meet mistress death.

#BETRAYAL

why you grounded?

I'm a Thanos.

by 12121212121212121212 January 3, 2020

Thanos

Snap snap

Thanos

by Stevan January 10, 2020

Thanos

a purple crasin with a snip snap 50% off coupon glove.

Thanos is a boomer

by sir stupidity January 12, 2020

Thanos

He's a purple daddy with a big ass who's killed many, many people.

"Hey have you seen infinity war, Rob?" Todd asked
"Yeah and I thought Thanos was an awful person for killing Peter Parker."

by SexyMaster69whosmoke#420 January 16, 2020

Thanos

single dad tries to solve world with his rock collection

Thanos: "Should've gone for the head"

by cowboyjim February 7, 2020