Thanos

Someone who killed spider-man and made iron man sacrifice his self to make people cry 😢

Thanos when he got surgery they said let’s do surgery on a grape

by Georgie-Plays-YT September 29, 2020

thanos

a big purple boi idiot with a green daughter and a butt chin who wants some cool rocks

thanos wants them rocks for his dick

by yongdaggerdick October 21, 2019

Thanos

This big rotten grape that likes to collect minerals so he can kill half the population and make life insurance in debt
Also wears a but plug so ant man no explode in his big butt

Thanos: "snaps"
Life insurance"is now bankrupt"
Thanos"Ha! lol

by heufhwiuphdpwa October 24, 2019

Thanos

A of poo that comes and flushes 50% of the Lysol toilet detergent

Why is there a thanos coming out of my booty?

by 12121212121212121212 November 2, 2019

THANOS

BUFF DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DRYING UP GRAPE THAT OWNS A BIG FAT GLOVE THAT HOLDS ROCKS THAT HE STOLE FROM THE BANK

THANOS HAS LEGIT CANCER AND MUST BE BROUGHT TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATLY

by bbkidz November 3, 2019

Thanos

An angry, shriveled up, purple grape that wants to erase half the universes life because he wants to solve overpopulation.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Avengers Endgame?
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, the one with Thanos? The angry purple grape?

by Rineluo888 November 18, 2021

Thanos

The most beautiful person in the world, loving, caring and a really good friend . Either you are his girlfriend or just a friend , he will be there for you through thick and thin. There is no better personality than Thanos's

-Look at that cutie over there

- I know , right? He is too hot to exist

- I think I might be having illusions
- If he is not a Thanos, he can't be from this earth

by Fistikia November 20, 2021