November 1st tell your crush u like them don’t hesitate just do it because they might like u back🤷 ♀️
Timmy: yo i just told stacy i liked her
johnny: really dude? that’s sick i’ll go do that now since it’s national tell your crush u like them day
johnny: really dude? that’s sick i’ll go do that now since it’s national tell your crush u like them day
by nunya😘 October 31, 2019

by yourrrrrbishh September 23, 2019

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 10, 2013

by Philip mcrevest March 31, 2021

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
by your best idiot May 23, 2010

On the 19th of December text your best freind you want to be with them in a relationship... If it gose wrong opps
by Match_maker December 18, 2020

by Kskg November 12, 2019
