tater

An unforgiving morning wood

When you wake up with a tater between your legs, and Randy will never understand. When your tater is so big, it has its own Volleyball team. #TeamTater

by Iliveinthegutter May 30, 2018

Tater

a female with small "tots" or boobs.

Hey, have you seen Tater around today?

by Taterhater2010 May 6, 2010

Tater

A slang for potato.

Jim: Hey, can we eat some taters for lunch?

by Dinkous November 17, 2020

Tater

Another word for pussy.

Mike went to Cindy's lastnight to get some tater.

by RCJ April 26, 2019

Tater

(Noun) a Taylor Swift hater

Janice said that Taylor's new album is only so-so. She's such a tater.

by LordAlgebro May 7, 2023

Tater

Tater is the cutest dog in the world! He is caring, some might say he has human tendencies. He loves his owner and shares the same fears and interest!

Person: tater and you are just alike!!
Owner: I know right, he’s the cutest

by Ring104 September 3, 2019

Tater

An Anglo-Irish delicacy in which it consists of 99.9% of their diet.

Father Pat lured with a succulent tater and then violated me

by Don't be Sr1ous December 23, 2019