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The Tanner

Well, you know a normal tanner, right? Well, the act of doing "The Tanner", is to, while your room door is open, uhh- how do I say this- pee on your carpet.
Guy 1 : So, last night, right?
Guy 2 : ...What about it..?
Guy 1 : Well, I decided to do The Tanner.
Guy 2 : EW WHY
by Abney The Ugly Rat April 11, 2022
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Joshua tanner

The beauty of all beauties, loved by everyone but limits his circle to only his favourite people.
OMG I wanna marry jt (joshua tanner) ~every girl ever
by Urbanboy6942069 April 19, 2022
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tanner

tanner is a very sexy young jit. he came from the trenches and has 27 bodies. in his spare time he trains his aim. tanner started his own gang so ya better watch out. tanners favorite thing to do is get babes. tanner has 4 girlfriends and is in the talking stage with 19 girls.
tanner is my daddy
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Tanner

Um honestly just saw this kid in the hallway and was like GOD DAMNN so I told his friend gave me his snap and he has the cutest hair ever I hope he never cuts it. He's Soo funny, never fails to put a smile on my face, and he's so nice to others not to mention EXTREMELY sarcastic but it's okay he's my favorite sarcastic little brat.
Bleep: Omg who's the guy with the long hair
Cheese: oh that's tanner he has like 7 girlfriends
Bleep:oh is he looking for an 8th?
by DILFFF November 9, 2021
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Tanner

Tanner comes off looking intimidating and scary but once you get to know him he's the sweetest and goofiest kid ever, tanner is well known and has a lot of friends, you can spot him easily because he looks very old for his age, tanner has the cutest smile ever and such a bright personality he doesn't look like a nerd but he's very smart and keeps up with his homework and keeps good grades, even though he doesn't remember the color of my eyes like a little brat he hasghe prettiest green eyes and naturally curly eyelashes. Tanner has brown hair and 4 extra toes on his feet. Tanners are very pretty boys and very good at keeping a conversation going. Not to mention tanners are total DILFS!!
Jessica:omg who's that
Tiki:oh that's tanner back off tho he has 8 GFS
Jessica: does he wanna make it 8
by DILFFF November 9, 2021
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Tanner

She is someone I love and have a very good relationship with. Whenever the teacher says something we think is funny or sus we shoot looks at each other and giggle. She makes me laugh. She is the first one i think of in the morning and the last one I think of before I go to bed. I love her more than most. I'd give my life for hers.Add when she looks at me I'm speechless. Her eyes could make the moon jealous. I love her.

PS:That was rlly sappy even for me and I love this girl.
Im rlly gay for Tanner
by gaywoman69 March 8, 2022
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Tanner Bishop

Tanner's a nerd. He's smart and all but he looks dumb as hell with his wrestling headgear on. His hair looks like a penis. This bitch ass has the nickname tanpon. Funny guy tho
You - *being a normal human being*

Tanner Bishop - Do you peel your banana?
by TeenageLoser March 13, 2022
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