Kicking ass and taking numbers

When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.

He had an awesome game of basketball today. He was kicking ass and taking numbers.

by John Boy2012 September 1, 2012

Taking a wank!

Expression used when you don't want to say what you are up to.

Bob: Hello
Jim: Hello
Bob: What are you up to?
Jim: Taking a wank!

by Hello I am Gay February 17, 2007

taking a piss

To be essentially fucking with someone or to be condescending to someone by implying that they are stupid.

Refers to when someone says "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, jerky..."

Tom: "Thanks for the CD, I like rap music.."
Sue: "Are you taking a piss?"
Tom: "No, not at all. I really do like this CD. Thanks
a bunch...really."

by Christophe Graham July 6, 2006

Tamming

A person usually a friend that bails when the squad goes out.

We going out tonight. Yeah but we all not that one guy who is always Tamming.

by Texans 99 October 9, 2016

Taxing

The act of beating out somebody that was hating on you and taking everything they have on their person including money and any narcotics.

I taxed that guy for disrespecting me.

He can't talk right now, he's taxing a hater.

by kn0w1ng January 11, 2014

Taking a Devlin

Means "taking a dump", "shit", "crap".
In the movie, Just Go With It, Katherine (Jennifer Aniston) calls “taking a dump”, "Taking a Devlin,” which she names after an obnoxious sorority roommate she once had, who she inadvertently runs into in Hawaii (Nicole Kidman).

Where's your brother?" "Taking a Devlin

by Just Go With It Fanatic December 11, 2011

Taking my talents to South Beach

The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.

Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing?

Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by ESPNspecial July 10, 2010