A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.
by DinoVelvet October 25, 2010
Get the Turd Rubbermug. by nootnootwearenumberone April 4, 2017
Get the turd in the bathmug. A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.
If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.
by Phatea October 22, 2018
Get the howell turdmug. dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point
Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!
-or-
Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
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Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010
Get the smurfing a turdmug. The little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a penis or dildo after pulling out of a penetrated butthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. An unpleasant happening in butt sex.
Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.
by Jett Pannellius November 14, 2010
Get the Turd Beaniemug. In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.
The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.
The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.
guy 1 tries to open the door
guy 2 im in here!
guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.
guy 2 hey stop turd peeking
AWKWARD!!
guy 2 im in here!
guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.
guy 2 hey stop turd peeking
AWKWARD!!
by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009
Get the Turd Peekingmug. The King of all Turds.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.
by Stiffboy May 9, 2005
Get the king turdmug.