by lawatson5 February 03, 2011
A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.
by Vern_O February 22, 2009
A loaf that has been allowed to fester for a period of time such that its surface had become fuzzy. When urinated upon, the Fuzz Turd fragments giving up a characteristic odor.
by Fuzzman64 January 23, 2022
The liquid from your butt during a crap. Or maybe used as a description or nick name of a person place or thing.
Hey guys what the hell!! Who left turd sauce on the toilet seat. Or as the nick name, hey turd sauce I need you to do me a favor and mop the floor. Don't be a turd sauce!!
by Jaebird77 August 28, 2012
A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.
by youloveit423 March 09, 2012
In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.
The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.
The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.
guy 1 tries to open the door
guy 2 im in here!
guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.
guy 2 hey stop turd peeking
AWKWARD!!
guy 2 im in here!
guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.
guy 2 hey stop turd peeking
AWKWARD!!
by UrbanDictionatian May 03, 2009
n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.
Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.
by Justice April 23, 2005