by stamble January 12, 2014
This phrase is used as an insult when someone is clearly better than you at a game, but you can’t come to terms with how bad you are. Often followed by “fuck this shit game” or “there’s no way he’s had sex”.
by Ssewankambo December 04, 2020
a sweaty fortnite kid is a kid that has an obsession with fortnite or roblox. they usually use outdated terms like ‘cringe’ or ‘yolo’ unironically. if you see one, the best thing to do is just walk away as one of their best tactics is to be so dumb that half of your brain cells die.
person 1: Should we go down to Starbucks for some drinks?
person 2: Yeah sure, hey, what’s that kid playing basketball doing?
sweaty fortnite kid: That was so cringe, I almost dunked that bruh.
person 1: oh don’t mind them. Their just a sweaty fortnite kid.
person 2: Yeah sure, hey, what’s that kid playing basketball doing?
sweaty fortnite kid: That was so cringe, I almost dunked that bruh.
person 1: oh don’t mind them. Their just a sweaty fortnite kid.
by puffy fish March 28, 2022
by shawanna getonme January 02, 2009
A day in which you do nothing besides masturbate and play video games, hence by the end of the day your palms are very sweaty.
John: You wanna smoke a coupla blunts tomorrow?
Jake: Nah. Imma have an old fashined Sweaty Palm Day.
Jake: Nah. Imma have an old fashined Sweaty Palm Day.
by iamsoiam February 15, 2010
*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.
by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009
by loz! November 30, 2003