scottish sweater

When youre jacking off while on your back and you vomit onto your chest.

My mom walked in while I was jerkin it and it scared me so badly that I gave myself a scottish sweater.

by The most putrid of poptarts February 10, 2017

cosby sweater

When one is perspiring excessively. Sweating like a black celebrity on a rape charge.

So hot im doing the cosby sweater.

by jaylo 80 January 11, 2016

the argyle sweater

this is a type of sweater that is very common but when found you cant just help but saying THE ARGYLE SWEATER.

Jim:hey man i wanna go get(says in rather loud voice) THE ARGYLE SWEATER.

John: dude i think you really need some help.

by phillipe vanderbilt February 14, 2009

sweater weather

an incredibly heterosexual song, definitely the cis anthem wow imagine

"shes listening to sweater weather? wow she must be hetero."

by snakeybitch300 December 1, 2020

emo sweater

Sweats that were made popular by weezer's Sweater song.

If you want you can destroy my sweater.

by Stivers November 17, 2004

Orange Sweater

One who is strongly disliked. Often used to describe, "Extreme" sport players who get in the way of another "Extremist".

Hey, in-liner! Watch where you're skating.... Stupid Orange Sweater.

by ranatalus July 25, 2003

sweater kittens

another word for boobs, awesome ones. sometimes referred to as "sk's"

"man o man, sally has some nice sweater kittens. meow"
also.... "nice sk's, not you"

by hallsy September 17, 2002