Stolen

When someone finds a real bargain or item for a really cheap price.

Guy 1 "Dude nice car, where'd you find it"
Guy 2 "In the Trading Post, it was only 2 grand"
Guy 1 " Stolen!"

Hometrick 1"OMG girl check out these Jimmy Choo's, they were on sale for $800"
Hometrick 2 " Stolen!"

by Grumple June 17, 2009

stolen dick

one of master carlin's dildos for nasty hoes. but not the really nasty ones

i wouldnt fuck her with a stolen dick!

by cock rocket July 26, 2003

Stoolmate

When you and another person are in a public bathroom and both of you are waiting for the other to leave because you both have to poop and would like to poop in peace yet neither of you want to make the first move.

I sat in the walmart bathroom for 20 minutes in a stoolmate with the person next to me because we both needed to poop but neither of us would leave nor start pooping.

by Kaytiekat October 3, 2013

two-stooler

A really fat person.

"See that fat-ass that just walked in?"
"Yeah, she's definitely a two-stooler."

by Prime December 22, 2002

Stoled Out

When a store is out of something because someone has stolen all of it, not bought it.

I went to the store to buy some batteries, but they were stoled out.

by Fin Llama November 22, 2004

stolent

When you lend someone a book or other belongings and they do not return it. Your property becomes stolent.

I lent Mary my favourite book and because she won't return it my book is stolent.

by Cheri Hill-Strathdee May 1, 2006

spoolie

Originally a pink hair curler used in the late sixty's to make ringlets in hair.

Hey mom can I use you spoolies to make my hair look like shaneeka's?

by key-man.123456 August 27, 2013