The Appalachian standard

Ap·pa·la·chian (noun)
\ˌa-pə-ˈlā-ch(ē-)ən, -ˈla-, -sh(ē-)ən\
a native or resident of the Appalachian mountain area

The Appalachian Standard is a sexual position in which a male homosapien has a female in the standard missionary position while having her large breast in the headlock.

As he thrusted his purple headed warrior into her quirvering mound of love pudding; he carefully positioned himself to conquer her large breast in the The Appalachian standard sexual position.

by JayT.P a.k.a frognuts November 25, 2011

standards boys standards

a common phrase often used by the ultimate form of life known as goatward, kingward, handsomeward, funniestpersonintheworldward
used to teach his lucky students the way of a god and how to be even a little bit like the king goatward

hey jonny your shirt is untucked remember "standards boys standards"

by kinghaywardlover October 2, 2023

1 Standard

a unit of measurement the nobody in the OSS understands except me

that would be worth 1 standard
what the fuck is a standard?!

by GOLD SPARTAN September 21, 2021

Sub standard stand in

Some imposter look alike, faking their way thru life, pretending to be somebody on the east coast.

Paige, your guest is a sub standard stand in.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

APR-01 Standard

RFC APR-01 is the updated TCP communication standard used for 3WHS and is only available Annually on April 1st

Bro, the APR-01 standard has my tcpdump looking lit af

by twisty-networking May 18, 2018

Double standard

When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.

The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Standard Proceege

The highly effective strategy in CS:GO wingman on lake, in which both CT players hold the site by camping upstairs and looking down onto the site.

Right. Only way to win this game is to do the old standard proceege.

by pareppa July 15, 2021