An Italian alpha male that can cook any type of pasta and pizza. Usually a spaghetti male's cousin is an pizza male
Person 1# I'm a Spaghetti male.
Person 2# No you are not, im done with this bullshit that everyone is a alpha, beta, charlie, ligma and sigma!
Person 1# But i can make every pasta in the wooorrrrlddd!
Person 2# Oh then I understand.
Person 2# No you are not, im done with this bullshit that everyone is a alpha, beta, charlie, ligma and sigma!
Person 1# But i can make every pasta in the wooorrrrlddd!
Person 2# Oh then I understand.
by Tractoristic dude September 16, 2021
When the man take a load on the girl's hair, twirls it around his penis, and then makes the girl give him a blowjob.
by meatballersforeva January 15, 2011
A tangled group of grappling men. This occurs when a fight ends up on the ground and a seires of attempted submission moves creates extreamly homoerotic positions; a phenomenon that is most often seen during UFC fights.
Chris: Did you catch the fight last night?
Paul: Ya, it was pretty cool until it turned into a match of spaghetti men. The Phillipino guy started rubbing his stubble between the black dude's ass, and it looked like he would win, until the black guy slid his scrotum across the Phillipino's face.
Chris: Wow.
Paul: Ya, it was pretty cool until it turned into a match of spaghetti men. The Phillipino guy started rubbing his stubble between the black dude's ass, and it looked like he would win, until the black guy slid his scrotum across the Phillipino's face.
Chris: Wow.
by Sir Grapefellow October 29, 2010
by Anonymous August 30, 2003
A sexual act where while one man gives another man a rimjob, he twirls his tongue around the other man's anus hairs
by B-Viddy March 24, 2008
The most congested merging of roads in Minneapolis. The point where 35W and 62 meet in a traffic mess.
Person 1: "How do you go home from work?"
Person 2: "I take 35W"
Person 1: "Oh that sucks."
Person 2: No, my exit is before spaghetti junction."
Person 2: "I take 35W"
Person 1: "Oh that sucks."
Person 2: No, my exit is before spaghetti junction."
by Fedboy February 08, 2005
Using your tounge to push poo out through your gaps in your teeth to make pooey strings like a Play Doh Spaghetti Factory. It may be your own poo or someone you do or do not know.
by Tronicon September 04, 2010