Social Distawank

Wanking at the window at any sign of real females

Loose Women wasn't doing it for Miguel so he had to go to the bay window for a social distawank

by lefthandleo June 3, 2020

Social Farter

Social Farter is someone who goes on xat and says *fart* and makes farting noises a lot. Also, Social Farting is a commercial about farting a lot.

I'm a social farter, not a social fucker. Don't smoke, just fart.

by I D Fine March 29, 2013

Equalist Socialism

A very centric form of government and economics run on K.S.Lukas’s “On the Theory of Equalist Idealism”. It outlaws inheritance and practically almost eradicated welfare, instead creating a government work program for all homeless of jobless individuals. This work program would see that their laborers are put into housing and farming industries in order to provide better infrastructure and to lower the cost of living. It is a combination of extreme capitalistic beliefs mixed with social healthcare benefits. Universal healthcare is provided, in order to have younger workers take over for the older individuals, who seek only to work in order to preserve their health. Equalist Socialism uses the main principals of Equalist Idealism to enforce that all monetary and property assets of an individual are requisitioned by the government in exchange for little to no taxes.

What is Equalist Socialism?

It is a government ideological-economical form of reshaping society in which many key aspects of the conflicting socialist and capitalist ideals meet in the “middle ground”

by Leuvenheit November 3, 2019

social sheep

A social sheep is an individual who will copy just about anyone and any social trend for no other reason then they lack the creativity and brain cells to do otherwise peer pressure isn't a concept to social sheep either, it's a hobby

Oy Dave fancy a toke on this crack pipe?
Yesh wad

Oy Dave fancy a keg of gray goose?

Yesh wad
Oy Dave fancy copying every phrase and joke I come out with like it's your own?
Yesh wad!
Social sheep

by Captainobvious June 29, 2016

Social Hour

What asshole teachers say when you're talking to someone during class even if its about the work or if you're whispering about something really quickly.

Justin to Heath: So our homework for math was F 16, right?
Mrs. Hallin: IT'S NOT SOCIAL HOUR!!!

by CharlotteW April 30, 2019

social helicopter

Social helicopter - the act of a man removing his penis from his pants/trousers and waving it in a circular motion for all ladies to see ( much like a helicopters rotorblades). Most often done in night clubs.

Jim did another social helicopter to the women in the club again last night.

by The Count of Porkmeister January 8, 2017

social drunkanomics

the study/art of a group, 2 or more persons, cooperating together to recover from a time frame of an inebriated state, which includes finding items lost or left behind in various places during said time, piecing together events and/or cleaning up the aftermath; not all of the group members must have been under influence nor present during said time

They had to use social drunkanomics to find the car.

by AunTime October 5, 2010