Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024

Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

by balake October 13, 2020

slick and smooth

Terminology used to describe the ride quality of a motorized people mover. Can be a jazzi, can be a car. Ride has to be like it states, both slick, and smooth.

Nurse: “How’s that wheelchair?”
Senior: “Slick and Smooth, just like my DeVille.”

by SliccyThiccy November 20, 2017

Move smooth

Moving smoothly/ keeping it player/be careful

I saw the btch who ghosted me at the store, she tried to talk to me

Her: “hey-“

Me: “hell nah, move smooth shawty💕.

by Waterknocker August 18, 2024

Smooth Shadow

A Tiktoker who is amazing at what he does. He is unbelievably good at what he does...making videos. He is a fun guy to be around, a guy who befriends anyone. He can be rather charming, and sometimes adorable.

Smooth Shadow is quite honestly the best TikToker ever.

by ErIk10891000 November 22, 2020

Smooth N.I.P

A legendary Rapper in the Southern California Industry. After releasing his album A.I.P he was crowned King of the Industry. He was faced with much backlash from other notable artists like CWC and Lil TJ. This caused Smooth N.I.P to go into an indefinite Hiatus. We await his return.

Smooth N.I.P is the king
Smooth N.I.P sucks

by The Industry Review October 7, 2022

Smooth

No matter how rough somebody tries to look or convince people they are, if they've never spilled any condiments on their clothes, they're a little too smooth and charming to trust, and their definition of human spirit is bullshit.

The smooth guy/girl made many public appearances at parties or on tv shows, but never wearing any of their food.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2019