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Smart Vento

Smart Vento is an affiliate marketing company that currently on pre-launch.

Smart Vento is a smart wind since vento is an italian word for wind.
That is Smart Vento!!!
by smartpromoter November 16, 2012
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The smart kid

That kid that is WAY to smart for the whole class and is obviously the favorite student.
Person 1: “Omg, i wish i was the smart kid!”
Person 2: “ I know right! All the teachers love them!”
by Im just tired November 2, 2022
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YouTube Smart

Folks on the internet who think they've become expert on something by watching a few YouTube videos, but have no actual knowledge, experience, or critical thinking skills of their own, ESPECIALLY when they reject "traditional" bodies of knowledge or schooling in favor of the long, rambling videos to which they've become addicted.

You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".

Example exclamations from this crowd include:

Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"

Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"

And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"
Dude, seriously, give up ... Dale is YouTube smart, his kids will have polio and HPV before he'll let that doctor give them autism-by-vaccination!
by MechaRobzilla July 10, 2019
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self smarted

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022
mugGet the self smartedmug.

smart board

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them
the smart board in the class room is not very smart
by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021
mugGet the smart boardmug.

jeopardy smart

Wow Matt , you got 100% on the test, you're jeopardy smart
by Iceman#6 October 8, 2022
mugGet the jeopardy smartmug.

got smart

Had sex, past-tense.
Last night I got smart from Matt's girlfriend.
by electricccccccccc April 26, 2009
mugGet the got smartmug.

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