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jeopardy smart

When someone is highly intelligent, a person who knows about everything, knows all the correct answers to to all the hardest questions.
Wow! That's another correct answer, Matt you're jeopardy smart!
You have the correct answers to every question the teacher asks.... you're jeopardy smart Mikey
by Iceman#6 October 24, 2022
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smart finish

Praveen paid an extra twenty dollars to the sexy masseuse for the smart finish.
by knowledgegrief August 6, 2011
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smart skater

A smart skater is a male/female person who takes reasonable precautions to prevent them self’s from getting hurt. Such as wearing a helmet and wearing clothing that allows mobility. That covers your skin, especially the legs to prevent scraping them self. Smart skaters also wear elbow pads & knee pads when doing something extreme. When a smart skater gets badly hurt they take a break & or get help.

A smart skater knows that they will get hurt when attempting tricks, they are simply not being stupid.
Person (1) that person over there isn’t wearing a helmet!

Person (2) They are totally not a smart skater...
by Skater G June 27, 2020
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Dylan Smart

Dylan is a good friend who gets beaten up the most, he has an older nerdy brother and has sex with him every weekend, he has some dodgy friends but doesn't get into it. Dylan doesn't look gay but he's the gayest sex guru alive , his dream is to meet James Charles and give him a blow job.
"Wow That Dylan Smart is one gay fucker, in more ways than one"
by dcdehucbfgcbfgcjd June 25, 2019
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smart board

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them
the smart board in the class room is not very smart
by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021
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YouTube Smart

Folks on the internet who think they've become expert on something by watching a few YouTube videos, but have no actual knowledge, experience, or critical thinking skills of their own, ESPECIALLY when they reject "traditional" bodies of knowledge or schooling in favor of the long, rambling videos to which they've become addicted.

You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".

Example exclamations from this crowd include:

Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"

Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"

And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"
Dude, seriously, give up ... Dale is YouTube smart, his kids will have polio and HPV before he'll let that doctor give them autism-by-vaccination!
by MechaRobzilla July 10, 2019
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self smarted

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022
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