Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.
Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter
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Get the Smart Fellamug. In essence Footy Smarts is a term delivered upon an individual with great intellectual knowledge in the sports category of Australian Rules Football.
When I asked Craig questions about the footy on the weekend he got everything correct, He has great Footy Smarts! When I asked Sam the same questions he got nothing right...he doesn't have any Footy Smarts.
by Dr. Football June 26, 2017
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