Sloth

A sloth is a majestic beast, that is thought to have extraterrestrial origin and was once worshipped as gods of time, now they are still worshipped as such and should be treated, as such.
Yo dude did you here of that sloth down in Costa Rica
by A Sleepin Sloth September 15, 2016
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Sloth

a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
P-kin : i just punched that girl in the face!
Keeya: why? is she a sloth?
P-kin: TOTAL SLOTH!
by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009
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Sloth Nation

A society of the the most dankest sloths in the world, most Sloth Nation members are straight sloth royalty.
The creators of Sloth Nation are Travis, Nathan, and Ray.
by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016
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Sloth

When one takes a dookie, but does not flush. The doodoo sits for hours and becomes crusty within the toilet.
Dude, there's a sloth sitting in the men's restroom.
by dookieman101 September 21, 2011
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Rattle Sloth

When a male or female grabs a mans dick and shakes it like a rattle...then jizz comes out. and the male or female licks it.
Wow dude that guy just asked me to rattle sloth him...

THAT RATTLE SLOTH PARTY WAS AMAZING! I GOT CHICKS RIDING ON MY DICK ALL NIGHT!
by karensynder October 19, 2011
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Sloth

Fat,Retarted,Slow,Lazy, a Tool,Ugly,an Animal (crazy)
by Cocky_Party June 17, 2016
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Slothing

When you are hanging all over someone like a sloth hangs. Especially in a guy/ girl that doesn't want anything to do with you.
by Amandaisloves February 10, 2017
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