Skip to main content

Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
by Dagz January 22, 2014
mugGet the Turkey Slothmug.

Sloth

A sloth is a majestic beast, that is thought to have extraterrestrial origin and was once worshipped as gods of time, now they are still worshipped as such and should be treated, as such.
Yo dude did you here of that sloth down in Costa Rica
by A Sleepin Sloth September 15, 2016
mugGet the Slothmug.

Rattle Sloth

When a male or female grabs a mans dick and shakes it like a rattle...then jizz comes out. and the male or female licks it.
Wow dude that guy just asked me to rattle sloth him...

THAT RATTLE SLOTH PARTY WAS AMAZING! I GOT CHICKS RIDING ON MY DICK ALL NIGHT!
by karensynder October 19, 2011
mugGet the Rattle Slothmug.

sloth

coral. an ancient creature found in the ice age brought up by a racist dad and RAPED BY HER UNCLE!
by sean jacko June 22, 2008
mugGet the slothmug.

Sloth

Your a fucking sloth.
by Heyhowyoudoing December 15, 2019
mugGet the Slothmug.

Sloth - sexual

You know that you’re not hetro but you’re too lazy too look for definitions
🦦I’m a Sloth - sexual l
by Liliannnnn June 20, 2021
mugGet the Sloth - sexualmug.

sloth texter

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter
by Kk that girl March 2, 2017
mugGet the sloth textermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email