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Skittle Me

A request to be handed either a skittle or a handful of skittles (Not the bag).

Usually hinted with a sexual innuendo.
Guy 1: Skittle me!
Guy 2: *Hands 'guy 1' a Skittle*
by Psyones August 24, 2011
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Bag of Skittles

Genetic make up, in reference to possible offspring. Traits such as hair color, body type, eye color, height, etc. The Bag of Skittles can also include bad things such as diseases (asthma, allergies, diabetes) and mental issues (psycho, anxiety, depression, being a freak in general). One must thoroughly examine the Bag of Skittles of the opposite sex before deciding to have offspring.

*Skittles are a popular chewy, bite size candy with a hard candy outter shell. They come in various flavors and colors and are very popular in the U.S.
She's hot and all, but have you checked out her Bag of Skittles yet? She might have some bad Skittles in there ....you know...she might be crazy.

My baby's daddy has no common sense, and my baby is just like her daddy and it drives me crazy! Girl, you should have checked out his Bag of Skittles before you had that baby!
by Dirtbunny July 24, 2008
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skittle piss

when you eat alot of skittles and put all the spit created from the skittles in a cup. once filled to the very top you pore it on your partners chest. this can be used for a good smelling lubricant.
last night i pored skittle piss all over my girlfriends body. it made it smell like i was living in a bowl of fruit loops
by yeoj321 February 12, 2010
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Skittles

Mann, that shit is Skittles!
by Mike Sharpe March 3, 2005
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Skittle Sauce

homo sexuals fornacating on one another.
I just skittle sauced all over that man.
by Moosetesty October 29, 2007
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Skittles

A leet term usually put in the place of 'skills'
'Dude, I'm so like jealous of your skittles
by MidgetModster January 1, 2008
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skittles special

When you buy either yourself or a friend a bunch of different flavored condoms.
Person 1: Hey, guess what I got my for my birthday!
Person 2: A skittles special?
Person 1: Yeah! Now I can taste the rainbow!
by ThatswhatTeddysaid November 10, 2009
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