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Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.
"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."
by xnofy May 6, 2010
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LIFTS situation

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.
During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020
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Seatbelt Situation

A scenario that feels unnecessary 99% of the time — until that 1% shows up.
- Backing up my files always felt unnecessary... until my laptop died.
That’s a seatbelt situation in action.

- Q: "Why do you keep a flashlight on every floor?"

A: "It’s a seatbelt situation. One time the power went out while I was in the basement — I tripped three times trying to find the one upstairs."

- Most people only learn what a seatbelt situation is the hard way.
I’d rather not wait for the lesson.
by mechanicalsheep August 6, 2025
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50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.
The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.
by Gibones March 22, 2019
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situationality

In terms of anxious distress that is predominantly caused by the situation the person finds themself in rather than anxious distress that is attributed to genetics, long standing socioeconomic situations, or chronic existential crises.
While I believe the patient does suffer from anxiety, their current level of anxiety is more based on situationality--the fact that there is a pandemic with a recession, rather than their own chronic issues or ebbs and flows of anxiety disorders. I would not raise their dosage, based on situationality.
by M. Dursky March 21, 2021
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Thirst Situations

When someone is Thirsting over someone, this is a thirst situation.
Person 1: Man I swear to God this dude is thirsty
Person 2: yeah he has these thirst situations quite often
by ThiccShady80Mile October 4, 2025
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