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Dark Situation

When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.
L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.
by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023
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50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.
The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.
by Gibones March 22, 2019
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double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
by Big dick André August 17, 2024
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Situationalize

putting yourself in someone else's situation, in someone else's shoes, point of view and perspective, to understand, grasp and analyze their situation as your own, so you can disqualify yourself of any pre-conceptions or pre-judgement.
whenever i am having a deep conversation with someone, i situationalize what's being share to me.
by AccordingToRyC November 29, 2020
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L situation

When two people clearly like eachother, but one person is with someone who is wrong for them.
Damn I really like him, but he’s dating this bitch so it’s an L situation
by Cheenus gro January 21, 2024
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Situational Sickness

The feeling you get after a night of raging and drinking too much including but not limited to nausea, headaches, general discomfort, guilt, shame.
"I am not feeling so hot today." "Oh...are you actually sick...or do you have situational sickness?"
by grayson_1895 October 19, 2013
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