sitin sidewayz

to lean back in a whip so far that you are almost horizontal
(houston slang)

sitin sidewayz nigga dont catch no caps.

by f'ril September 25, 2005

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

Coming at me sideways

When someone comes to you disguised as a friend, but in reality they only want something from you. A form of manipulation.

I thought Hector was my homie, but he was coming at me sideways to steal my girl.

by TherealGspot February 12, 2020

scissor sideways

A sexual position where the woman is on her side with her legs scissored out and the man is hitting the bearded orifice in a doggie variation.

It was quite a sesh. We did it cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, scissor sideways and finally Kobe-style.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

Shove it up your ass sideways

Meaning;I don't give a f***! Get away or I'll kick your ass,my foot going in sideways! Used when extremly annoyed or pissed off by somebody. Also can be used as a comeback

Annoyed
Person 1:Oh,Oh,Oh can I have your autograph?!
Person 2: Just shove it up your ass sideways,damnit! D<

Comeback
Person 1:Coward!!
Person two:shove it up you ass sideways.

by FlippyHippy October 8, 2010

Sideways Shuffle

A dance you must enact in order to maneuver around the apparently deaf person that doesn't hear you say excuse me. This person must be sitting in a chair that is scooted all the way out to the wall, leaving less than half a foot to move through.

Damn, I had to do the sideways shuffle to get around that dumb bitch in physics class!

by Aflip February 4, 2010

fuck her sideways

when a male wants to make sexual intercourse with a female, he wants to fuck her sideways. He will probably be most seen saying it to one of his friends.

for example "damn i would fuck her sideways"

by ponyonpills October 2, 2013