Shrek’s Swamp

To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.

“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”

by FukkyWukky March 26, 2021

Shrek Feet

Used to describe an extremely disgusting foot with toe fungus.

Man: “Ya’ll see Vishnu the other day?”
Other Men: “Yeah, that fag had fuckin’ shrek feet!

by AMISH_THUNDER_69 March 1, 2019

shrek and donkey

a sexy mother fucker and a hot as fuck donkey

person 1:did you see shrek five it just came out
person 2:did you see the sexy mother fuckers shrek and donkey
person 1:he'll yea

by yoongis three dollar chain October 25, 2019

Shrek-a-whore

The ugliest whore of the group. One of which you can only chase away with pitchforks and torches.

Tbone did you see that Shrek-a-whore. Gather the towns people so we can burn that bitch before she eats someone.

by Fooferking September 12, 2015

shrek compultion

when donkey squeeze da little tiny shrek and says get shreked to the shrek, but a bigger shrek punches the internet causing the rule of three to happen and all garden gnomes go hide in barrels

"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHZZZZZZAZAZAZBUUUUUUURRPPPPPAAAAAAAA SHREK COMPULTION IS HAPPENING" said the little boy seeing donkey squeezing da tiny shrek

by OOOGA_BOOOGA June 18, 2018

Shrek Wes

When you peel back all of shrek’s layers you’ll find, shrek wes.

Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!
Young Shrek Wes and what are you doing in my swamp?! (ching-ching)

by crunkaroni January 13, 2019

Shrek depression

Shrek depression is where you love watching Shrek so much and then it ends. It causes you to be very depressed and put into a shrekdiculous state. Also it mainly begins when in Shrek 4, you believe Shrek to die. Some may be cured by the following:
•eating an onion
•doing the roar
•watching the Shrek Christmas special

Some may not ever be cured and will be put into a Shrek depression forever.

Recently I watched Shrek and when he nearly died in Shrek 4, I got a bad case of Shrek depression.

by I’m sad :(( June 21, 2018