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bag of sharts

Me: Yo I just emitted a bag of sharts
Seana: Fuckin discusting

Mike: Really Dude
by ThatOneDud November 1, 2018
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wet shart

wow that was one juicy wet shart that jack just had
by slutforsharts January 19, 2019
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ass-shart

When a place/thing smells like weed and shit at the same time.
Me: DUDE! The hallway smells like total ass-shart!

Dude: Some one musta ripped a big one!
by alenboiy12783 November 21, 2019
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Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg
I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub
by Fritzjim April 16, 2017
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Shart Sausage

An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.
Example

Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."

Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?

Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...
by Antimattergizmo April 19, 2017
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Explosive Shart

When someone sharts but empties the contents of their bowel in an explosive like manner
I had 3 tacos yesterday and managed to do an explosive shart!
by Sir Autism January 20, 2018
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meticulous shart

a dapper young man that gets all the bitches who is best friends with jamal goongus and quandale dingle
"damn bro meticulous shart just stole my bitch"
"ya bro he gets all the bitches"
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