Sausage Scale

The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.

A sausage event occurs when the

male population > female population

If the male population represents:

=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage

The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)

GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.

by LOLUMAD999 March 29, 2010

scabby scaley

When you have a huge scab and its pretty much like fish scales.

Gabby always gets these gross scabby scaleys. Don't peal those scabby scaleys! Careful not to skid on the ground, you'll get a scabby scaley.

by heyitsAL December 10, 2010

banter scale

The banter scale is a scale to determine the on going banter.
You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.

"So I rarely refer to the banter scale, but yesterday's banter was off the charts."

by Potato_killer July 26, 2016

Rambo Ridiculousness Scale

Rambo Ridiculousness Scale: the R.R.S. is based on the progressively preposterous nature of the Rambo series, the score is attributed (if the film is in fact worthy) in correspondence to the level of ridiculousness it shares with the Rambo movie (score from 1-4), and its inability of the film to inspire belief through the improbability of the events taking place on screen.

I did end up watching "the day after tomorrow" and I can now safely say it rates a 2 on the rambo ridiculousness scale, if not a low 3...

by SpiderclemDFM May 7, 2011

woman crazy scale

10- craziest bitch you've ever met
9- crazy stalker girl who messes with your relationships
8-will definitely hurt you if you even think about another girl, will kill the other girl you thought about.
7- burns your favorite jacket when you break up with her
6- you can smell the crazy coming off of her
5- average girl, still pretty crazy.
4- chill af girl
3- i think she is a dude shes so chill
2- i definitely see a bulge down there
1- thats definitely a man.

guy 1: so thats my girl
guy 2: dude shes a 9 on the woman crazy scale. better watch out

by Lildemon123 November 15, 2016

4 point scale

A scale that cuts out 6 un essential numbers when rating girls with your friends.

1- ew why would anyone wanna hit that
2- I wouldn't, but I can see how you might want to
3- I definitely would but if you wouldn't I could see why
4- if you wouldn't hit that, you might be gay.

You don't know about the 4 point scale? It's the new wave.

by YoungBagABitch July 6, 2021

the validsof scale

the scale of a validsof is the severity of being a validsof for example 23 on the scale means you watch a shit ton of hentai
23 hentai per minute to be exact

Person 1: yo you validsof i bet ur like 23 on the scale!
Validsof: no im more like 12 on the validsof scale

by gaming legend420 January 15, 2023