Dad's sausage

Another phrase/word for the penis of your dad
referring to incest act

this phrase is famously used by We R aussies the Yahoo user troll

your dad's sausage penis sausages dad

by dad's sausages lover July 9, 2011

sausage patty

When a person shits on their partner's chest (of the hot carl or cleveland steamer variety) and then sits on it, creating what appears to be a patty.

Man, I'm horny, I could go for a sausage patty.

by Sarah and Lauren October 18, 2004

sausage fest

any environment in which males far outnumber females; the Internet, for instance, is a sausage fest

Don't waste your money on online personal ads. All those Web pages make lots of promises but they're all sausage fests, with 98% or more of their users horny desperate men just like you. If you spend money on an ad, you're a hell of a lot more likely to hear from gay men than from women.

by Dr. Bitchslap May 24, 2003

Sausage Dog

A Sausage Dog is a Dachshund. (you know the dog that looks like a sausage with legs)

dude: woh look a sausage dog, dam they are long.

by Dongkee December 9, 2005

sausage soup

A hot tub or swimming pool filled only with men.

Damn, bro, sausage soup again. Let's go find some pie.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

vienna sausages

A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.

Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

Sausage Lozenge

A readily available remedy for a sore throat that a man carries with him at all times. The sufferer simply inserts the man's penis into her/his mouth and awaits the rush of medicinal goodness that's sure to cure even the most severe of sore throats*.

*May cure any number of other ailments.

Corey complained that her throat was sore, and Jon offered her a sausage lozenge.

by CoreyLovesPaintball March 21, 2009