Jasmine salinas

She’s so beautiful kind I love her she’s so cute one day she will be the most famous person in the world she way better then anyone who hates her she only hates bad people who did her wrong if she hates you I wonder what you did because it had to be bad

Me: Jasmine salinas is so nice and for what like I could call her anything and she just agrees

by Your mmm January 30, 2022

Dirt sailing

When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.

The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!

by Habberstamp July 9, 2022

Tag Sailing

Tag Sailing is like a pub crawl but with tag sales. One right after another. Usually on a weekend.

The town-wide tag sale is today. Who wants to go Tag Sailing?

by Randwulf0969 June 24, 2023

Smocked samlon

When a person gives a blowjob, then spits the semen back onto the penis, the portion of this mixture that connects from the mouth to the penis like a gooey string

Nothing gets Shawn more excited than getting a smocked samlon after getting blown by a midget tranny

by Hollow Rollo August 4, 2023

Valery Sablin

SABLIN IS A FUCKING WHOLESOME 100 MOST BLESSED

1: Hey have you heard about Valery Sablin, the man who rebelled against Brezhnev's USSR
2: SABLIN IS A FUCKING WHOLESOME 100 MOST BLESSED
3: Why can't you like taboritsky or girls or something

by antoniusthe5th January 20, 2024

yuseli salinas

one of the most slowest people you'll meet but heart warming on the inside, you can always count on a yuseli salinas to make you feel better, words cannot describe how much she means to those around her.

child I'm feeling really down lately, if only I had a "Yuseli Salinas" at my disposal.

by anonymoususer0318 November 20, 2023

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024