Salty's Sneaks

The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.

Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.

If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:

Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"

Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"

by Babs lover January 28, 2008

Salty Phish

A handsome man (who can't really sing)

He's like Salty Phish, he's so handsome

by FridayThe69 June 21, 2019

Salty Palmer

The act of ejaculating on one's hand and slapping it on the face or hand of another individual. Most often used as a derogatory finish to intercourse with a partner you do not respect. This action can also replace a "high five" to humiliate an unsuspecting friend.

Bitch wouldn't let me cum in her so I gave her the salty palmer.

by ErZaMaKy October 25, 2011

A Salty Banana

A way of describing a person who is a complete dickhead that gets really salty

Yesterday , I was playing overwatch with my friends and we met this dude who is acting like A Salty Banana.

by Fresherowl May 22, 2018

salty popsicle

When you use sweat as a lubricant for sex

Yo man I ran out of lub so I gave Tino a salty Popsicle last night

by BDC1349 May 11, 2015

Salty Gurgle

When a woman is done giving a male a mouth hug, instead of swallowing, she gurgles the steaming load in her throat.

Hey Thomas, your mother performed the salty gurgle for me last night.

by The Salty Gurgle January 15, 2009

The Salty Seaman

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!

Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!

by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004