A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice
Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."
by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018
Get the mom rocketmug. by Nito1124 January 4, 2017
Get the salty rocketmug. In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.
Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.
Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.
by toee May 23, 2006
Get the stash rocketmug. The 'final frontier' pizza shack down in the Lower East Side, peopled predominantly by crazies and drunks.
A nifty spot for inebriated/shitfaced folk in passionate pursuit of pizza grease to alleviate toxic gastric goings-on. However, the same cannot be said in favor of a parallel palliative property for vesical toxicity, owing to the conspicuous absence of lavatory facilities at the aforementioned location - to wit (and with yet more labored eloquence) 'the lack of assuagement for urinary distress, for the lack of a sewage meant for sanitary egress.'
In an alternative appraisal, Rocket Joe's serves as a perfect locus for chance encounters such as may occur between a charming young man (one quarter Japanese, Polish and German) and a mildly intoxicated girl whose ethnicity poses an analogous dilemma.
The famed pizzeria also offers a curiously ideal ambience for the far-from-awkward exchange of mobile numbers resulting in a beautiful reunion between strangers in the night.
Chef’s recommendation: Seagram’s Sparkling Seltzer Water
A nifty spot for inebriated/shitfaced folk in passionate pursuit of pizza grease to alleviate toxic gastric goings-on. However, the same cannot be said in favor of a parallel palliative property for vesical toxicity, owing to the conspicuous absence of lavatory facilities at the aforementioned location - to wit (and with yet more labored eloquence) 'the lack of assuagement for urinary distress, for the lack of a sewage meant for sanitary egress.'
In an alternative appraisal, Rocket Joe's serves as a perfect locus for chance encounters such as may occur between a charming young man (one quarter Japanese, Polish and German) and a mildly intoxicated girl whose ethnicity poses an analogous dilemma.
The famed pizzeria also offers a curiously ideal ambience for the far-from-awkward exchange of mobile numbers resulting in a beautiful reunion between strangers in the night.
Chef’s recommendation: Seagram’s Sparkling Seltzer Water
C: So wasted, so hungry...let's get pizza..
R: (much slurring) Oh look, Rocket Joe's... you get the pizza...(long pause) I'll go chat up the mancandy..
R: (much slurring) Oh look, Rocket Joe's... you get the pizza...(long pause) I'll go chat up the mancandy..
by RCthulhu December 24, 2013
Get the rocket joe'smug. by whyareyoureadingme? August 23, 2016
Get the Rocket-jumpmug. A private club dedicated to riding minibikes together. A high honor to be involved/invited in. Respectfully a family.
by Bunji ninja February 5, 2022
Get the Pond Rocketsmug. A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.
by TitoNito October 9, 2019
Get the Crack rocketmug.