roasted marshmallow

when having a threesome, one girl shits on the other girl's chest while the guy cums on the shit, making it look like a Roasted Marshmallow

"Hey, saphirre lets give Monique one of our famous Roasted Marshmallows"

by badonkadonk brothers April 18, 2008

roast beast

An incredibly disgusting vagina. Beyond repulsive. It may break your cock off.

Don't fuck with that roast beast.

by jg306 July 5, 2009

pot roast

The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.

by Mark Kirch January 2, 2010

Pig Roast

It's when three dudes triple up on a fat chick: Two dudes are there for the rotisserie and the third dude provides the "marinade".

No example needed, just need three dudes and one fat chick and you got yourself a pig roast...you figure it out from there.

by Trent Turner January 5, 2011

Spit Roast

This is the act of punishment for mistreatment of best friends. A metal pole is attached to their back (through any means necessary). The said person will then be 'roasted' over a large fire until golden brown.

For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are

A clear example would be the unreliability and mistreatment of best friends by another person (frequently part of the male species). Mistreatment can include: Letting said best friend down on more than one occasion, playing on x-box when they should be entertaining said best friend, and being a 'pig' in general. (The act should not be taken seriously in 'spit roasting' said 'pig'. Instead you should take satisfaction of imagining this inflicted torture to stop you from actually doing it)

by TristanClark June 2, 2010

Roast Beef

A cooter that is gunned out. A vagina that is of the loose state, one that which you can fit more than 4 digits in.

That bitches snatch was roast beef.

by justin cantwell May 3, 2004

Wonder Roast

A wonder roast is a holiday treat designed for those special occasions such as super seasonal saturdays. It consists of meat, of any variety, as chosen by the person preparing, and showed be enjoyed by all those in attendence of its unveiling.

Father: Ok kids, the Wonder Roast will be rady in 10 minutes.

Kids: Yes! Wonder Roast is my favorite! I can't wait! I'm so glad it's Super Seasonal Saturdays

by Whipsmog December 17, 2009