re·tard ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4 Show IPA
verb (used with object)
1. To make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.
verb (used without object)
2. To be delayed.
noun
3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.
4. Slang: Disparaging .
a. a mentally retarded person.
b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
5. Automotive, Machinery . an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.
verb (used with object)
1. To make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.
verb (used without object)
2. To be delayed.
noun
3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.
4. Slang: Disparaging .
a. a mentally retarded person.
b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
5. Automotive, Machinery . an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.
EVE Online Example
A great example of "retard" in the EVE online community would be someone named Ocean Water. Also known for looking to share time with men as quoted below.
19:51:02 Ocean Water > Ocean Water I suggest you go out side look around find a man to share time with
20:55:39 Ocean Water > Ocean Water LLLOK uP LRRP READ before showing how much of an idiot you really are
A great example of "retard" in the EVE online community would be someone named Ocean Water. Also known for looking to share time with men as quoted below.
19:51:02 Ocean Water > Ocean Water I suggest you go out side look around find a man to share time with
20:55:39 Ocean Water > Ocean Water LLLOK uP LRRP READ before showing how much of an idiot you really are
by Dragnarok December 13, 2012
Get the Retardmug. someone who with a social problem that hinders their ability to be smart to social issues. i.e. jokes, people, situations, games and everything else.
1. Hey, you dickhead, stop being retarded and learn to be a good person.
2. How's life when you're retarded? Got many friends?
2. How's life when you're retarded? Got many friends?
by ocptv September 26, 2008
Get the retardmug. Every person on the fucking urban dictionary. First of all, touch some fucking grass you degenerate.
by women> May 24, 2022
Get the Retardsmug. a person who has a disability
by Teddy Gomez January 17, 2008
Get the retardmug. A person who has no meaning in life exept for standing around and collecting pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards. He ususlly has never had a girlfriend and if its a girl.....no boyfriend.
EX: DUDE I JUST GOT A NEW POKEMON CARD...SWEEET
me:go home and just die man.....just die
EX:IT'S OK.....I WANT TO GO PLAY SOME CARDS...
me: you really are a retard.....oh well
me:go home and just die man.....just die
EX:IT'S OK.....I WANT TO GO PLAY SOME CARDS...
me: you really are a retard.....oh well
by Eric102395 March 5, 2009
Get the retardmug. David Beckham is retarded
LONDON: Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths homework leaves him baffled.
The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.
"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday.
"It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."
Multi-millionaire Beckham, who has become regular tabloid fare because of his dress sense and hairstyles, said after failing in mathematics he offered to read a book with Brooklyn instead.
LONDON: Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths homework leaves him baffled.
The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.
"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday.
"It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."
Multi-millionaire Beckham, who has become regular tabloid fare because of his dress sense and hairstyles, said after failing in mathematics he offered to read a book with Brooklyn instead.
by Coaster April 13, 2006
Get the retardedmug. by RedMunchkinSam August 13, 2006
Get the retardedmug.