Rastafarian bukharian

A bukharian that thinks and acts like he has Jamaican roots, along with his/her bukharian upbringing.

Boris said "pashol na-huy bamba clut blyatt mon". He thinks he's a rastafarian bukharian, and a dulbayob-mon.

by Chucknorris2500 October 28, 2009

Rastapresbyterian

Someone who has dreadlocks, wears Jamaican colours but isn't really a Rastafarian.

That white boy with the dreads ain't no Rastafarian, he's a Rastapresbyterian

by Seanchk December 28, 2009

Rectal Detatchment

When some poor bastard has been badly constipated for ages and finally manages to go..... The bowel movement that follows is so horrifically brain bursting that it literally feels like the arse is going to detatch itself from the rest of the body...

Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....

*helen goes to the loo, hoping that this time she will be in luck and finally manage to empty her bowels..*

helen: "OHMYGOD!!!! JIM I THINK MY ARSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"

jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"

by little miss offhernut June 16, 2010

Rectal Rain

The act of putting ones anus up to a strainer and then shooting diarrhea through the strainer to give the effect of rain. This maneuver is recommended to do upon the face of a prisoner, a sleeping child, or any other unexpected organism.

I made rectal rain all over my cat.

by j hound September 7, 2010

Rectal Smurfobia

The fear of having Smurfs living in your butthole.

Gargamel was afraid to take a dump because of his chronic Rectal Smurfobia.

by PappaSmurfinurAsshole March 28, 2011

Rectal Intercourse

The act of penetrating the rectal cavitiy with your penis, bottles, small rodents, feet, or any other object you manage to fit up there

Sally loves Rectal Intercourse, She is such a butt slut

by Garthisthemadnote April 16, 2011

rastaqfukkc

The equivalent of dtf ��down to fuck with a better twist.

Dude, I heard she's rastaqfukkc.

by mscsweetbread4 April 26, 2011