Armpit Rape

When you stick your dick in their armpit and go to work on that shit till it causes a slight burn.
Becky was going to class when jimmy walked up on her and hit her in the face and raped her armpit. Thats "Armpit Rape".
by Jao024 January 19, 2012
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academic rape

when your professor fucks you over so you actually fail your final worth 85%.
I definitely failed that exam. It was academic rape in the purest form. How could you Sid.
by krnz998740 December 10, 2019
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Sky Rape

Verb: The act of raping an unsuspecting skydiver during free fall.

An act most commonly done by the original skyraper "Cruisey". The act is usually performed on a low level jumper or rookie. The sky dive is planned with the rookie being told that the will be performing a "Cat track". Once exiting the plane, the skyraper proceeds to "rear pound" the rookie in a very aggressive way. Similar to rape. The rookie completely unaware and too inexperienced to know what is going on, usually lets the entire Sky Rape be performed without any protest.
"Dude, Tom got totally Sky Raped by Cruisey on that last jump. Can't wait to see the footage!"
by Cruisey December 26, 2012
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Spatulatory Rape

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010
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wave raped

when on vacation and a large wave in the surf rips off your whole bikini and you are left standing there naked.
your girlfriend is standing there naked after a big wave...oh honey, you got wave raped.
by captron January 19, 2014
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Media Rape

When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.
My ears need a break. I just got done hanging out with Ben and he media raped us hard.
by TKFromAntioch May 01, 2015
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rape van

A certain type of van with no windows on the sides, usually from the 70's or 80's, and in poor asthetic condition. Implies that it is the type of ride often chosen by a rapist.
"How's Tony gonna pick up any trim driving around in that damn rape van!"
by titmouse August 01, 2006
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