give me a pump

slang in the bicycle community for gay sex.

"Hey bro, you're looking so good in those spandex knickers and super cute helmet, do you think you could give me a pump? no need to worry about protection, I already have everything."

by chester99 January 5, 2016

Pump-and-munch

A threesome, male female female.

Hey angel, want to join megan and mike for a pump-and-munch?

by Dr Rock June 11, 2006

Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.

'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'

by Emyjo Ed December 9, 2008

PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN

THE male organ ,used to produce. The penis, man-gina, twat-cicle, cock,dick.

"SHE loves to play with my PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN"

by love2ride August 2, 2006

pistol grip pump

A sawed-off shotgun, retrofitted with a handle at the stock. Note: the gun must be a 12 gage pump to be an official pistol grip pump. Originated in Detroit on the south side alleys.

Riding in J's 64 Impala, I held the pistol grip pump on my lap at all times, waiting for suckas to play with my shit.

by Slippy Steve February 15, 2005

Pumpgrunt

Compound word adding Pump and Grunt. The act of pumping weights at an extraordinary volume. Loud enough so the entire gym will have no choice but to to take a glance out how "Jacked" and "Tan" you are.

Ben: You ready to go work out Boss?

Ryan: No im not....BUT I AM READY FOR A FUCKIN PUMPGRUNT

Ben: My apoligies....LETS DO IT

by RUSSITHABOSS November 17, 2011

Pump Pic

After a workout muscles will temporarily increase in size in a phenomenon referred to as “Muscle Pump.”

A Pump Pic is a photo showcasing this. They are frequently in the form of “Glute Pump” pics, aka photos of Muscle Pump making someone’s glutes (butt) look bigger.

Gf: Hey babe I’m going to the gym now I’ll talk to you later
Bf: Make sure to send me some Pump Pics 😍

by Max :P January 16, 2023