Pulling a Jeff

Calling in to work sick for no reason at all.

I didn't feel like going to work today so I pulled a Jeff.

I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.

by TattooYoo November 16, 2014

Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".

Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.

by acousticvis June 18, 2011

Pulling a Jordan

The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)

Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.

by Asgoodasaxe February 2, 2019

pull a rainbow

Having sex with girls from all major races at once i.e. white, black, asian, latina. This is how Magic Johnson got HIV, he pulled one every game.

Jack: Yo Pete, I heard you fucked a few sluts on the weekend
Pete: No shit, I pulled a rainbow
Jack: What black, white, asain and latina?
Pete: Yeah and a horse
(pull a rainbow)

by devilzhitman May 29, 2008

pulling a wyatt

1) unintentionally building suspense and mystery by not replying too text messages for long periods of time 2) having constant sex hair 3)wearing the same clothing for a week

he is pulling a wyatt again!

by dearme April 24, 2010

Pulling Bitches

Something stewy can't do

Don't be a bitch like stewy and start pulling bitches.

by Xotic._. February 13, 2022

pull up

a threat. synonymous to "drop your location" or "wanna fight".

anon on twitter: ur fake
me: pull up

by hentaiatneh November 20, 2016