Pick-me girl

A shitty insult used by jealous bitchy women or ugly femcels on Twitter as a cope for why no man wants to fuck them. They call attractive, cute, and popular girls "pick-me girls" just because lots of guys like them and insist that they're "seeking validation" from guys. In reality, those who use it are bitter and jealous cunts who are mad that they're unfuckable due to their shitty attitude and/or ugly looks.

Femcel: "Fuck Shoe0nHead and her stupid Male Loneliness video! She's such a pick-me girl!"
Guy: "Fuck off, cunt."

by wtrbrth September 28, 2023

pick up line

A one-line come on that can sometimes be effective, but usually comes off as cheesy and stupid.

A few examples of pick-up lines are:
"I'm gonna stick my tongue so far down your esophagus, you're gonna need CPR."
"I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?"
"Did your dad have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you've got great eyes."
"You look flustered! You should lay down on me."

by Katy December 25, 2003

pick

An interception, mainly in the game of football.

Good defense, majority of the time, makes a quarterback throw a pick.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 28, 2006

Broken Picker

An attraction to people of the opposite sex that are wrong or bad for you.

A woman who keeps dating emotionally unavailable men. If you walk through a room of successful eligible men and find yourself attracted to the hunky and misunderstood busboy who just happens to be on parole and technically married you might have a broken picker. If he moves in with you a week later you do have a broken picker. See video www.brokenpickerfixer.com

by The Broken Picker Fixer July 10, 2010

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

hand picked carrot

When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.

I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".

by MMar775 January 7, 2011

picker wood

the racist classification of a person of caucasin decent

"we beat that picker wood to death, punk ass, shouldn't have walk through compton with his neo-nazi tats"- monster of the insane gangsta crip set said in his last interview before he got put to death by lethal injection.

by x December 5, 2003