Nut puddle 

Puddle of nut

Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”

Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”

Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”

Nut puddle by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018

Whale in a mud puddle 

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!

Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!

Whale in a mud puddle by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

Jumping up and down in muddy puddles 

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.

Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

Jumping up and down in muddy puddles by Valkyrion May 12, 2019

puddle hopper

A term to describe any 4 cylinder small car that can't get out of its own way.

Honda civic, toyota camery, ford focus, etc are all prime examples of puddle hoppers.

Did you see that asshole in his puddle hopper pull out in front of me?

puddle hopper by j pags March 23, 2009

Puddle pirate 

1)term used to describe USCG

Puddle Pirates are the cunt of the US armed forces

Puddle pirate by L’âne May 22, 2019

Mud Puddle 

A Dirty Waffle, Shitting on someones chest, but with diarrhea, and also stomping with a foot, not hitting with a tennis racket

mud puddle

Mud Puddle by nate the snake August 27, 2012

puddle jumper 

The Concorde.

A flight across the Atlantic Ocean in the Concorde usually referenced by a wealthy person that often flew in the Concorde.

"We're hopping on the puddle jumper to Paris for dinner and a show."

puddle jumper by neoretro88 August 4, 2008