pulling a flint

Blindly believing something found on the Internet, specifically sports related.

"Did you see Marshawn Lynch is retiring?"

"That's a fake news story man. Great job pulling a flint."

by charlie456789 July 26, 2014

Pulling a Noah

When someone says or does something relating to an old or outdated meme that only they would find funny.

"Double dab. Double nae nae."
"He is pulling a Noah right now."

by Vickilmao December 25, 2016

pulling a swifty

Australian slang - to intentionally deceive another person

I reckon that bloke was pulling a swifty when he said the dog was only two years old

by cracking porkle July 23, 2017

Pulling A Klebold

When you make a columbine joke at school and someone takes it serious. There fore leading you to be pulled out of class and being put into a psych ward

Person 1: Did you see Klebold being pulled out of class by the SWAT Team??

Person 2: Yup... He was Pulling A Klebold

by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017

Pulling a John

When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse

“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”

“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”

by LetdownLucy December 20, 2017

pulling a txisten

(V) 1. the act of sucking and/or biting on your dogs tongue. 2. the act of having sex or misconduct with your doggo.

kolby: Damn bro I was chillin with this bitty and she was pulling a txisten with her dog.
colby: Ew that is so gross and a misuse of a pupper.

by Copper_Whorehey November 21, 2017

publish and perish

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".

Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...

by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018