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ProCrapstination

Procrapstination is when you have shitty excuses for why your delaying things. Like u have cleaned all the house but one room. Saying you don’t know where to start. …. When u should just grab the crap and move it out and start over. Like u did in all the other rooms. Or I have 5,000$ but I can’t pay u the 100$ because I have to live within my means of what I get paid weekly and u need to wait til next week when I get paid. Procrapstination The art of giving people lots of bs excuses. In order to prolong why u have not done something.
Mom. You have procrapstination, your willing to do other things but not willing to do the same thing over there.

Hey Denise you need to apply for a another job so u can keep ur car. I don’t have time. Or I haven’t done it yet or I haven’t asked others for help. But u will lose ur car and won’t have a place to live. You find time to do nothing. U could spend it finding a job after ur 4 hour shift or before.
by Woccolie Wob August 30, 2021
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procrastinate is when your delaying something and sulking
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delay or postpone action put off doing something.
it won't be long so don't procrastinate
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Procrapsinates

Using pooping as an excuse to get out of or delaying task
Y daughter procrapsinates every time she has to do the dishes.
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e-procrastinate

The use built in features of computer programs that allow you to procrastinate. Specifically related to calendar events.
I had a huge project to do today that my outlook calendar pop-up reminded me of. I clicked snooze for 24 hours and e-procrastinated it until tomorrow.
by IHateWork September 15, 2010
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Anti-Procrastinate

When you are dreading and worrying about doing something so much you do it earlier than intended.
"Did you do your homework last night"
"Yeah, I was gonna wait till 8 but I anti-procrastinated and did it at 7"
by AshTiko February 8, 2018
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Actively Procrastinated

Doing something, anything, other than the thing you are supposed to be doing. Avoiding the assigned task by completing unrelated tasks.
Steven actively procrastinated by cleaned the entire house to avoid doing his tax returns.
by Titleist2002 May 20, 2023
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