poop

Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.

even the soda at taco bell makes me poop.

by Nettled October 10, 2003

Poopanator

A terminator who poops a lot.

A human pooping machine.

An animal poop machine.

A word crazy ladies like to call their dogs.


Verbs: poopanating.

"Dude, what a poopanator!"

"My mom calls my dog Elly a poopanator. What the fuck is that?"

by missgrant69 April 6, 2009

poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away

burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"

by C0TT07V January 26, 2010

Poop Snooter

When one spreads their buttcheeks, farts in their hand, and smells it.

Rosenberg had the worst poop snooter last night. He threw up after it!

by bigdaddyroach November 21, 2010

poop coma

when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.

Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?

Tom: No, what happened to him?

Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.

Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.

by goomspice November 26, 2010

poop terrorist

One who enters a group gathering, such as a party, to then leave the largest, smelliest poop; climb out the window, and re-enter the party.

Josh went to the bathroom only to find their had been a poop terrorist attack.

by Poopterrorist18 December 2, 2013

poop knocker

When your turtle head hits your underwear...

Man I have a poop knocker I better find a toilet soon. -or- Man this is the third poo knocker I've had this week, pretty soon I'll be out of underwear!

by ConfuciusSay February 4, 2015